For a million dollars: Would you eat my display picture?

Like literally, lean into your computer screen, stick a tooth through the LCD for leverage (or gl if you're a ) and take a chunk out of the screen where my display picture was. Oh, and one more thing: while you're chewing my display picture and preparing to swallow it, you MUST promise me that you'll imagine yourself eating testicles... not mine, that's just gross. Let's just go with Bill Clinton or Rosie O'Donall's testicles. Deal?